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Home Demotivational Poster


FACE PALM -


TAGS: life homer simpson facepalm fail
Rating: 3.6/5

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Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:13 pm

ok ok ....i laughed...lawlz


I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING! - to fight back against the Empire


TAGS: empire drunk homeless anything beard
Rating: 4.49/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 5:32 am
He is too old. Yes, too old to begin the training.
whocares0 - September 10, 2012, 7:35 pm
The Force is strong with this one.


HELLO BAPHOMET - Who says Satanists can't be cute and cuddly ?




HEAVY METAL - Homero´s know who is the best music Heavy Metal stay in ADN people!!!!!




NRA -


TAGS: nra guns photography home intrusion
Rating: 4.76/5

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djinnyf - April 9, 2011, 1:11 pm
or "How to take the craziest, scared faces ever!!!" xx
ICEMAN - September 20, 2010, 8:13 am
5 double taps from a Patron Life member.
Faceplant31 - September 18, 2010, 4:37 pm
Perfect, a 5 gold rounds for you


Just one goal -


TAGS: homeless dog man unconditional love
Rating: 4.97/5

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GaryO - August 15, 2013, 9:24 pm
Heck, yer the one makin’ good posters. I’m just voting. Thank YOU! (y’oughta seen my first posters….wait…don’t)
chickenlittle - August 15, 2013, 9:14 pm
Thanks for the encouragement GaryO :)
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:55 pm
Old stuff, but the good stuff gets old. A good ol’ 5 goes here.


FACEPALM - Wow. Even Homer thinks you screwed up.




UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS -


TAGS: letter home heartwarming usmc semper fidelis redneck
Rating: 4.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:38 pm
Why do people assume city boys are weal? I know county boys are tough because of their work and environment, but growing up in the Bronx or East La, working road crew, and a fast food job on the weekends ain't no picnic
OTC - June 17, 2012, 4:04 pm
Things have changed since my tour, reveille used to be 5:30 and the women went to Parris Island.
rerun - September 11, 2011, 5:23 pm

I missed this one.
stenusmc - February 17, 2011, 10:44 am
Nice! 5L and shared also.
50cal - February 16, 2011, 2:55 pm
I have not heard this one in a long time!
quetz - February 16, 2011, 2:47 pm
OMG I think I knew here when I was in, ohhrah!
5150monkeylove - February 16, 2011, 2:42 pm
5L and added to faves
CANADA - February 16, 2011, 2:35 pm
I want to meet that chick! 5L


SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders bitches which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

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thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my fucking god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I fuckin' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Goddamn plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


THERE'S NOTHING LIKE COMING HOME -


TAGS: vet safe home
Rating: 4.77/5

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marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:03 pm
I never get tired of this pic...or motivations it is used on.
MilDoc - April 18, 2011, 11:20 am
Nice photo! 5Ls


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: calendar friendly home fire
Rating: 4.96/5

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Coombsy007 - August 16, 2011, 2:50 pm
Nice! 5L


LE GRIL? - What the HELL does THAT mean?


TAGS: simpsons homer grill bbq le gril
Rating: 3.08/5

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50cal - January 14, 2011, 10:49 am
lol.......... Love the noobs that try to come in with no posters and scrutinize things.
Faceplant31 - January 14, 2011, 10:26 am
Way to contribute nothing but a dumb/ lame ass comment.
Maxxxy - January 14, 2011, 8:38 am
Way to get the quote completely wrong.


WHY PAY A BABYSITTER - When you can just put your baby out on the street and make money




PROCRASTINATION - it's an art form


TAGS: caveman homework
Rating: 4.59/5

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caveman - October 30, 2011, 1:00 am
uni life, it really is an artform
TheABC - October 21, 2011, 2:14 am
My night exactly, except replace Twitter with Netflix.
axe11154 - October 20, 2011, 11:00 am
Tomarrow? dont you mean um what would you mean if its already the next day?


EDUCATION - It's important




HOMELESSNESS - Sucks when your Death Star gets blowed up ...




CHOKING - When someone hugs your neck very tightly.




DONUT WARS - Don't get between men and their donuts!




IT'S ONLY ROCK 'N ROLL -




HOMELAND SECURITY -




HOMELESS -


TAGS: home cave bat
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 26, 2010, 5:23 pm
Nice one Forseti.
rerun - November 25, 2010, 10:34 pm

looks like Steve had a little too much Tequila
agdaniele - November 25, 2010, 10:23 pm
LMFAO!!!!!


GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE -


TAGS: cavity search tsa homeland security
Rating: 4.56/5

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Reality Lord - April 13, 2011, 11:18 am

yo Airman, got a letter from Aunt Bob today. said he's applying for this job.


PRIVATE PROPERTY - If you can read this, you are within range.




3RD SHELF -


TAGS: shelf woman carnival morning home
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 21, 2012, 4:18 pm
The first Motifake I groaned/laughed and almost wet myself over. That deserves 5 lions on the top shelf.
Reality Lord - June 20, 2012, 6:36 am

lolz
CPTinshano - June 20, 2012, 12:34 am
5/5 you made me snort.


PARADOX -


TAGS: homeless jedi
Rating: 4.31/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 21, 2011, 9:14 pm
Let's all share together now...


HOW COME... - ...things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?! -Homer J. Simpson




NEIGHBORS -


TAGS: buried bus home sweet home
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 31, 2016, 11:45 am

Let's hope so, JW.
JesusWept - March 31, 2016, 7:42 am
Is that a tornado shelter or something? Clever haha.


HE AIN'T HEAVY -


TAGS: the long road home
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

angus90 - April 3, 2010, 1:49 am
Maybe the best I've seen on this site.
GySgt1811 - April 2, 2010, 10:18 pm
Comment not needed. Slow salute. Returns to Parade Rest.
ICEMAN - April 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
A solid 5. Well done.
Airman - April 2, 2010, 6:04 pm
thanks to all of you
forseti - April 2, 2010, 5:58 pm
that's a motivational one for everybody who served! 5
BoneCD - April 2, 2010, 5:04 pm
Ditto
rerun - April 2, 2010, 4:55 pm

I wish I could give this more that 5L.


FRUSTRATION -


TAGS: girl home mood move out
Rating: 4.78/5

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EnkryptedSpirit - September 13, 2011, 6:13 am
Just...eeww I love it!
mariand - September 1, 2011, 6:55 am
LOL...thi5 is cool


WELCOME HOME - Job well done soldier, job well done.




THERE'S NO PLACE - like HOME


TAGS: basketball home court fans
Rating: 4.52/5

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jejeloman - February 20, 2012, 11:19 pm
lol Stewie Griffin :D ahah!!


PARTY SUPPLY STORE -


TAGS: home depot chains lubricant tie downs
Rating: 4.38/5

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GaryO - January 1, 2013, 6:47 pm
Silver be rollin’…….I be votin’
ughomer - January 1, 2013, 6:35 pm
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!


OF COURSE YOU REALIZE THIS MEANS WAR! - Homer had Hasenpfeffer


TAGS: cartoon bugs bunny homer simpson fight boxing
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Brandon - July 28, 2009, 12:46 am
My head a sploaded due to the fact of this picture's quality of awesome it showers to my eyes.
Bull - February 4, 2009, 4:49 pm
Bugs bunny would kick ass. He always has won boxing fights. I doubt Homer would know what to do. Bugs would actually just toss him a beer and Homer would be set.
tyty - November 18, 2008, 12:44 am
Spaceghost stomps colons.


GREED -




HELPLESS -




IN AN OLD HOUSE ON A HILLSIDE - Next to the sea Far from the madness, that folds around me Peaceful and gentle, like sails on the breeze


TAGS: home hill sea
Rating: 4.88/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:29 am
WAS THAT A TREMOR?!?
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:28 am
Hello, Domino's?....
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:27 am
Sounds like a KEEPER!
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 4:14 pm
Reminds me of an old girl friend I once knew, built just like that, brick house…no hind end…..only difference no ladder
david5300 - November 16, 2012, 3:43 pm
Good luck on getting that wide screen deliverd
maoworks2 - November 6, 2012, 2:07 pm
Yah Right .
rerun - November 5, 2012, 7:11 pm

Yes, it's on the internet so it must be real.
maoworks2 - November 5, 2012, 12:46 pm
Is This Real ?


I WOULD TOTALLY - give him $20.




"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."




NOT MY HOUSE - I'm homeless, asshole.




home -


TAGS: home comfort be yourself
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 9:33 pm
I had to google tribbles, very funny! :)
falloutghoul - September 24, 2013, 8:59 am
Oh gawd, Tribbles!


LOVE A VETERAN -


TAGS: love veteran suicide homeless
Rating: 4.95/5

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Bull - June 11, 2012, 10:28 am
@spcdylan-"they didn't have kids blowing themselves up just to kill you" Um, yeah, they did. Especially in Vietnam. basically the same scenario, they couldn't tell who the enemy was until the shooting started.
spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 9:25 am
actually the reason they didn't have as many issues is because they didn't have kids blowing themselves up just to kill you... imagine being under fire and getting the gut feeling you will die, i have been there and it isn't as easy as you think...
LordRussell - May 31, 2012, 12:44 pm
They did have problems, so many got drafted at that time it was customary to work problems out together. The public was geared to actually help their vets. Not so much today.
alazgr8 - May 30, 2012, 9:40 pm
Amazing that WW2 & Korean War vets didn't have so many problems.
SteveFurlong - May 28, 2012, 9:42 pm
Agreed. That's as demotivating as anything I've come across today.
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
Both picture and words are deeply depressing. So... 5L.


There Is No Darkness But Ignorance -




POISON -


TAGS: homemade is best
Rating: 4.42/5

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carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:32 pm
(carebear BANNED)


THE INVISIBLE MAN -


TAGS: homeless poem by flint
Rating: 4.17/5

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Cubbybear - October 9, 2010, 3:00 pm
No...it's Rhianna
Sound - October 9, 2010, 2:45 pm
beautiful, flint...is that Ronald McDonald?
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 9:24 pm
they just described 75% of the moti-family
rerun - October 4, 2010, 9:23 pm

lets drop the subject.
Gaviota - October 4, 2010, 9:20 pm
Only about 25% of the chronically homeless have some form of mental illness, but not severe enough to make them dangerous to themselves or others, or require institutionalization. The remainder have chemical dependency issues. That's the biggest problem
Reality Lord - October 4, 2010, 1:59 pm

i might be wrong gav nut i thought the majority of homeless people suffered from mental illness. i do understand that ignorance and apathy play a part in the remaining ones but are they the majority?
forseti - October 4, 2010, 3:22 am
Let's agree that this poster was made for the 10% homeless people that had immense misfortune in their lifes. It's great and the discussion belongs to politifake ;)
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 11:20 pm
You know what? I'm an asshole, and I broke the rules. Nothing I wrote was funny. I attribute this to excess blood in my alcohol system, which I will now remedy with an infusion of Laphroaig. Sorry, everyone. Sore nerve. Won't happen again.
Feasibly - October 3, 2010, 8:08 pm
In Gaviota's defense, I have contemplated homelessness before. At the time I hated anything to do with being alive, till I discovered I REALLY like cheese!
tellitlikeitis - October 3, 2010, 7:54 pm
I think this is awesome. You never know what live has in store for us-- paycheque from paycheque, death, whatever. Although, I bitch and complain about life sometimes, I'm always glad for a roof over my head and food in my belly.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:46 pm
Y'all have a good day, and count your many blessings.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:45 pm
Still I keep trying. But I'm not going to apologize for being clear-eyed and clear-minded about it. And no, it's not "easy to fall into homelessness." Very infrequently do people become homeless without a long series of bad decisions behind them.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:42 pm
I've actually tried to help. I've actually washed them when they couldn't control their bodily funtions, cleaned up their vomit when the food upset their empty stomachs. And I see the same ones, over and over, refusing help, jobs, clothes, food.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:40 pm
Sorry you don't like it. Sorry your heart bleeds. Sorry you'd rather be homeless than be me. Have you fed people in a homeless shelter, or bandaged them up in an ER? I have. I've listened to them scream for morphine, demerol, alcohol and cigarettes.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:34 pm
It may be harsh, but the facts are the facts, regardless of how emotional people feel. Everyone who wants help can get it. The truly pitiful are the mentally ill, but even they have rights, and if they want to live on the street, they can and will.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 7:31 pm
If you haven't worked with them, you don't know them. Over 90% of the chronically homeless are homeless by preference and by profession. In America, nobody who doesn't want to be stays homeless for long, regardless of the "homeless activist" propaganda.
jameswnash - October 3, 2010, 7:30 pm
Gavi, how do you propose to get a job after loosing everything, the only clothes are those are on your back, no water to bathe, no way to not smell like the streets, no way to look presentable..yes I can see how someone "chooses" that... As to flint, 5L
rerun - October 3, 2010, 2:36 pm

I think we should be glad we are not homeless or Gaviota....I think being homeless would be preferable
flint - October 3, 2010, 2:14 pm
plenty end up homeless through no fault of their own, only through bad circumstances, if you have no home you can't get a job, you tar them all with the same brush, astounding view!
crankyhead - October 3, 2010, 2:13 pm
Gavi, homelessness can happen to anyone.
Gaviota - October 3, 2010, 1:58 pm
No. You DID choose this way. I could NOT easily be you anymore than you would attempt to succeed in being me. You demand charity, but you give none. You are offered jobs, but you refuse them. You enjoy being pitiful because it costs you no effort.


ANGER - Homey don't play dat.




CONTENTMENT -




YOUR TAX MONEY - Look, it's back !




HOMESS PEOPLE - Why not have a little fun while helping them out ?




MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO - To our Guests with children: Please do not let your children lick the windows. We are trying to stop that habit in our Primates.


TAGS: timmys should be kept home
Rating: 4.5/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 24, 2012, 8:02 am
Yes, The title was spot on. The wording was also similar to the signs put up all around the zoo, you know how reverse psychology works with a bit of help from their local safety officer. And thanks, 'twas my job... I take pride in my job
fan4camping - May 23, 2012, 9:17 pm
So then the title was correct, just in reverse. It's always interesting to learn tid-bits like this, about people you chat with. You're so evil, yet hilarious.
M0rd3kaI - May 23, 2012, 9:11 pm
My job was to entice those little phuckers to lick it as well... if they die, the glass is scrapped, if they lived, it gets checked again
fan4camping - May 23, 2012, 8:07 pm
If that were the case, shouldn't you have been checking the other side of the gla*s?
M0rd3kaI - May 23, 2012, 8:03 pm
Hmmm... not bad... Never knew you guys would find that Photo of me... really forgot about my time of being a Safety officer at the local zoo testing to see if the glass won't poison the local wildlife (By that I mean the objects visible as reflections)
Rick69 - May 22, 2012, 6:54 pm
Perhaps a little late but I just noticed the reflection of 2 boys on the monkey's body... No bricks were defecated, by the way...
fan4camping - May 22, 2012, 5:43 pm
Oh Gosh! I didn't know this was him... was hoping it wasn't even anyone he knew.. Fine then, this just became a tribute poster?
Rick69 - May 22, 2012, 5:38 pm
He hee heee... I heard he's not bad at rope access either...


ANITA GOODHOME - Con Artist


TAGS: homeless
Rating: 4.39/5

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PERFECT GIFT FOR HOMER - Who wants a cold one?


TAGS: beer homer gift simpson
Rating: 4.11/5

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jejeloman - November 18, 2011, 10:09 pm
lol that would be nice too XD !!!
TWOEDGE - November 18, 2011, 12:25 pm
Do they make bacon suspenders too?


HOMELESS STORM TROOPERS - The Empire has truly failed them




SUBURBIA -


TAGS: suburbia trees home
Rating: 3.58/5

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Look you can see - April 25, 2009, 1:26 pm
the Slums of tomorrow


LIFE - has been preparing me for the inevitable, because in the end we all die alone.


TAGS: homeless life death loneliness
Rating: 3.25/5

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ughomer - June 2, 2012, 6:18 am
Nice first poster, Disc.
rerun - June 1, 2012, 7:10 pm

No, thank you. It is posters like this that originally brought me to this site years ago. Keep them coming.
Discordia - June 1, 2012, 7:07 pm
Thank you.
rerun - June 1, 2012, 5:27 pm

perfectly depressing, 5L


CLASSES -


TAGS: remake challenge wow homelessness sucks
Rating: 4.88/5

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Bartimaeus - August 30, 2010, 1:29 am
Here's the remake.
Bartimaeus - August 30, 2010, 12:32 am
Thanks, guys. This poster is actually a remake of the first motifake I ever made. Ah, memories...
spacedog - August 29, 2010, 11:22 pm
Well done Bart. Virtual Karma 5L
Reality Lord - August 29, 2010, 10:53 pm

that is awesome!!!! i'm a gamer , no not WoW but this is so on the money! 5bitches bart


I'M FINALLY HOME -


TAGS: death suicide home
Rating: 4.85/5

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Reality Lord - June 10, 2012, 6:22 pm

awesomeness...as usual.
maoworks2 - June 10, 2012, 4:30 pm
WoW Real Heavy Stuff, Good Poster.


SOCIALLY AWKWARD - Having been home schooled for most of his preadolescence, Harold found it difficult to emerge from his shell and interact with kids his own age.


TAGS: home school
Rating: 4.42/5

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spypengen - April 12, 2012, 9:48 pm
i know how he feels I to feel like I want to be a tirtle 5 turtles out of 5


NOW THAT'S JUST SAD... - When you're so ugly that you have to get your date liquored up before you can even try to lose your virginity.


TAGS: some poor timmy is sitting at home right now wishing he had a watermelon
Rating: 3.13/5

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CANADA - November 27, 2009, 4:49 pm
you cant boil it. the alcohol boils before the water
[email protected] - November 27, 2009, 12:01 pm
won't that burn off the alcohol
agdaniele - October 12, 2009, 12:11 am
Heh heh. Warp isn't so warped.
Warp - October 12, 2009, 12:05 am
Get the juice from the watermelon and boil it.


EREBODY OUT THERE - They Huntin' Them


TAGS: obviously raptor jurassic park homeboy
Rating: 2.88/5

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corbett06 - September 17, 2010, 6:12 pm
hahaha thats hilarious you have to have seen the video on youtube to understand this poster..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlD4wC7ViSI...and then watch this vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlD4wC7ViSI


DAMMIT - I spilled water on my homework.




NOW IT'S MILLER TIEM -


TAGS: freedom s abroad and at home
Rating: 4.85/5

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WTFO - June 5, 2011, 10:46 pm
Absolutely, Cyber. I wish I had more hope for liberty and freedom in the middle east, but unfortunately, the trends aren't pointing that way.
Cyberhagen - June 5, 2011, 12:40 pm
I'm not so sure about the middle east thing; the "arab spring" has had disturbing elements as well as hopeful ones. We could even wind up with more Irans than Dubais in the long run...it's a dicey time.


MARRIAGE 101 - The ball is your home, the shackle is love, But the chain is made of small circular guilt trips.


TAGS: marriage love home guilt
Rating: 4.82/5

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Kavlin - April 23, 2012, 6:30 pm
You can get rid of all of that with just a simple divorce.
krazyivanthedivine - March 7, 2012, 9:21 pm
Amen!


I DON'T ALWAYS PHONE HOME - But when I do, I am usually drunk...




IT'S NOT A BEER BELLY - It is a fuel tank for an awesome sex machine


TAGS: homer belly fuel tank sex
Rating: 3.94/5

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Budog - January 26, 2012, 4:42 am
Actually it's Gimp and I am really not very good at it, still learning...
forseti - January 24, 2012, 8:51 am
you love ms paint, don't you?!? ;)


PRIORITIES - Missing roof tiles, an 11' door opening with a 7' door, walls made of mud, no running water, septic, or safe electricity, but we got High-Def FUTBOL! GOOAAL!


TAGS: destitute poor homeless satellite dish satelite sattelite directtv soccer football
Rating: 3.55/5

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Mongo - February 25, 2010, 7:17 pm
Y'know, that looks like Pensacola, FL.
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 9:03 am
Everyone should have the right to download pr0n at high speed...everyone!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:50 pm
Thanks, but I refuse to step on this one... I was rolling for hours over the door size. This is great as-is!
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 2:44 pm
AG- you have my permission to nick the pic and run with that! That was awesome!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:40 pm
Hiding drugs and weapons for a warlord has it's priviledges.
Arrogant Knight - September 19, 2009, 11:08 am
5 from me, Jmac. :)
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:59 am
The only thing that could make this worse, is if you could see the 60" plasma hanging on the wall inside.
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Thanks H-, been following #6 on my new list.
Haarakkon - September 18, 2009, 10:25 pm
SCORE!!!! You're on a roll, jmac.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 7:15 pm
The 11' - 7' still has me busting up. 5 lions, and nothing on.
Jmac0585 - September 18, 2009, 6:54 pm
Well spotted AG-
spacedog - September 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
Well done Jmac0585. 5L.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 6:42 pm
THAT is one seriously good dish salesman.


CREATIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE - Gotta give him credit.


TAGS: homeless sign dollar money creative creativity
Rating: 3.44/5

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ISG - September 8, 2009, 10:20 am
He'd prefer cash, though.


THANKSGIVING DINNER - And you're whining about having to sit next to Uncle Milt?


TAGS: hurry home safely
Rating: 3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 12:01 pm
I dunno, the service could be better.....I didn't get any stuffing!
BoneCD - November 26, 2009, 11:59 am
Back at ya!!! And thanks for your service!
TheSarge - November 26, 2009, 11:58 am
Happy Thanksgiving everyone,from Mosul,Iraq! 5er


MAX POWER - doesn't abbreviate




RUNNING WITH POINTY OBJECTS - Not Limited to Scissors




HONESTY -




SOME GIRLS - There are some girls you won't take to meet Mother. Those are the ones you just want to take home !




HUNGER STRIKE - 2 innings was long enough


TAGS: root root root for the home team
Rating: 4.63/5

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MrFurry - February 17, 2012, 5:57 pm
how is it not buckling.
frixxxx - June 16, 2010, 9:57 am
Who gets to rub the aloe on that sunburn she's working on? OMG
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 8:06 pm
That poor chair. Ya' think its a permanent part of her ass?


VISION -


TAGS: goals success homeless
Rating: 4.61/5

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Sterrane - November 11, 2011, 3:46 pm
Is giving homeless people reconditioned laptops part of the new Obama-care program? LOL
Hawamleh - March 22, 2011, 4:31 pm
did you know that the first mcdonalds opened here in amman in the year 2000, yeah..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 3:10 pm
You don't even have a McDonalds to work at (or wash in their bathroom)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 3:09 pm
I think the ":P" at the end of his comment implies that he was joking....But I can see why you'd be annoyed Trash, you live in such a small, sad and pathetic town, you might as well be living on the street, And it's definitely colder for you.
TheTrashHeap - March 22, 2011, 2:51 pm
If you make money "through online" and yet are still homeless, might I suggest getting a real job? Anybody can work at Mcdonalds or dig ditches (provided they are sober).
lordbrett10 - March 22, 2011, 2:38 pm
I TAKE MAJOR OFFENSE TO THIS the only way i make money is though online and im homelss its rough and hard so u assholes that make fun of us becasue we are unforunate in many cases FUCK URSELVES :P thank you


39 AND STILL LIVING AT HOME.... - IT MUST BE THE RECESSION....




HOME MOVIES - They remind you of the times when life didn't suck.




RUB-A-DUB-DUB - Time for some Grub


TAGS: av going home
Rating: 3.84/5

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jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 8:41 pm
5 LCAC's! I was in the gator fleet
GySgt1811 - September 16, 2010, 7:08 pm
Tuna Boat, Tuna Boat, where do you roam?


WAR - America Learns Geography, As The Rest Of The World Loses Some.


TAGS: war america world home destroyed
Rating: 3.67/5

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pzykosiz - October 17, 2010, 6:41 pm
very true


OH NO NO NO NO NO NO.... -


TAGS: my momma done told me bring home something for dinner
Rating: 3.6/5

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agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 5:52 pm
Oh no no no no no!!!! I won't do it.
Player_Meyer - September 14, 2009, 4:16 am
Ahhhh lumpa lumpa lumpaaahh lumpah luhmp... LMAO
MrRandom - August 25, 2009, 5:50 pm
Win out of 5
MO - August 25, 2009, 4:59 pm
Yup yup yup!!! 5!!
LogicDude - August 25, 2009, 4:09 pm
IIIIIIIII'm bringing home a ba-by bum-ble-beeeeee, won't my Momma be so proud of meeeee!


DUMBLE DORF - life isnt the same now that hogwarts is closed


TAGS: wizard homeless
Rating: 3.07/5

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Zook - March 20, 2011, 4:02 pm
Dumbledore??


INTELLIGENCE -




This Memorial Day -


TAGS: memorial day reality homeless veterans
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - May 26, 2013, 10:02 am

Powerful.


HOMER SIMPSON -


TAGS: booze homer
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:17 am
amsome... it may be another one, but I wouldn't wish to offend women. ;)


HOME -




Journey Of A Lifetime -


TAGS: old man homeless lifetime hard acknowledge
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 28, 2016, 11:19 am
Damn infrastructure! Thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:54 am
...with many a pothole, sinkhole, and washout! Good 1 Prissy!
MissPriss - May 18, 2016, 10:44 pm
Why thank you sir!
JesusWept - May 18, 2016, 1:31 pm
Brilliant!


Underdog -




THE LAST CASTLE -




IN MY HOUSE -


TAGS: calender food sport music home
Rating: 4.91/5

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caveman - January 22, 2013, 2:25 am
You'll bring the beer? you don't even have to ask if you're invited. And no Mariand although the rest of my family (aunts and uncles and such are huge tennis fans and go every year
GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:56 pm
5 true darts, sir cave. Led is not dead.
mariand - January 21, 2013, 5:19 pm
hehehe... and I was about to ask if you went to see some matches at the Grand Slam Open...
Silverheart - January 21, 2013, 1:39 pm

5Ls, btw
Silverheart - January 21, 2013, 1:39 pm

Darts, Pizza, Led Zeppelin... and we're all invited, right? I'll even bring the beer.


home for the holidays -




USELESS ALL DAY LONG -


TAGS: got the woman who brouth it home for sale too
Rating: 4.71/5

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boeweizer - August 31, 2010, 9:51 pm
cmon its just garfield, give him some lasagna and he'll act like he's getting rid of squeak


FLOSSING -


TAGS: flossing good for you best done at home sniff fingers
Rating: 4.32/5

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Greeny - March 1, 2011, 8:14 pm
patwwaaang!
deerbag - March 1, 2011, 4:02 pm
is that feces on your finger
Moshe - March 1, 2011, 12:46 pm
My dentist sez...only floss the ones you plan on keeping. excellent!!


PROGRESS - Embrace technology and the gifts it brings


TAGS: homeless
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Chef

forseti - May 6, 2010, 6:44 pm
ROFL chef!
Chef - May 6, 2010, 4:26 pm
I'm Hobo Bob, and windows 7 was my idea!
pieman - May 6, 2010, 4:21 pm
Him and the guy with the shopping cart and the laptop should get together. 5 lazy bums


THE BRIGHT SIDE -


TAGS: he made it home cubby
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - July 31, 2010, 12:22 am
LMAO!!!


LET'S REMEMBER -


TAGS: wait till your son gets home from school
Rating: 3.79/5

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glassdaemon - April 10, 2011, 3:46 pm
I think Mom's in denial.
vihtori - January 25, 2010, 1:42 am
way??
CANADA - October 28, 2009, 1:51 am
LMFAO!
Krissie - October 23, 2009, 6:15 pm
Mom...c'mon...a bracelet?!?! lmfao!


ROCK BOTTOM -




HOMEWRECKERS - You Bitch!!! I let you into my home and this is how you repay me.




CHANGE - He Wasnt Asking For Any


TAGS: homeless
Rating: 2.08/5

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Gort - August 3, 2009, 8:15 pm
CHANGE - "He'll be getting it, and your bills too."


IT STARTS SOMEWHERE -




LIKE SAND -


TAGS: sand play home flirt fun
Rating: 4.87/5

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yipiyip - May 7, 2012, 10:34 pm
Thanks guys! And I don't know Lord, but I gave this one a lot of thought before posting, which I plan to do with all of my future posters, too. As I'm told, that's the secret. :D
Reality Lord - May 7, 2012, 1:54 pm

one question...how will you ever follow up with such a strong first poster :). very VERY well done
Sho - May 7, 2012, 9:38 am
Qmao
Budog - May 7, 2012, 12:51 am
Chaching! 5L
Greeny - May 6, 2012, 10:27 pm
N1!
rerun - May 6, 2012, 8:38 pm

WOW!, homerun on the 1st poster.


IT WASN'T ME... -


TAGS: ice cream you scream just wait til we get home
Rating: 4.8/5

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Greeny - September 7, 2012, 5:00 am
Expecially in the South, just axe anybody.
Verdeckt - September 7, 2012, 1:53 am
errr, in the vernacular of his people "Oh No you di-dent!!" :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2012, 12:35 am
Whining is the 'Murikan version of whinging....Try to remember where that broken English y'all speak comes from. :)
ICEMAN - September 7, 2012, 12:20 am
What the hell is a 'whinging' child. Anything like 'whining'?
Reality Lord - October 2, 2011, 10:27 am

lolz...thought it was a hammy at first. then i remembered....ice cream in the desertt....lol.


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